I am about to type the following post without fixinf any typos. In short, without using the backspace.
But just so you know, I am being copletely honest when I say that, I will confess that i have used it twice in th first sentence.
I have been sitting in front og my oarnge coloured baby laptipo (laptop) for the past half an hour now, trying to figure out what to writee here. I asked my sister and Varun for help, and in an extremely sarcastic reply, I was told to write a post about how some peple have not gotten used to keyboards even after four years. Titled: Type is my middlenamf. (For the sake of clarity, that was: "Typo is my middlenamf")
Here I am, trying to do just that. I am still trying to figure out how lame this post can be.
Not using the backspace also means that I shall not be able to fix any grammatical erros that I end up making. Please excuse. Also, apologies if I end up typing something which hurts your sensibility. For example whore, or sex. Thankfully, blogger des not have auto correct. I have been known to make some really dirty (completely unintentional, mind you) jokes because of auto correct. (I bet You are cursoing yourself right now, Varun Sharma. In yo face.)
I am tying to figure out, how many people are going to be getting affected by this post. I bet most of the people reading this, are just itching to fix ALL of what I have typed out so far. Typo Nazis. Leave some room for mistakes! Loosen up, it's juist an incorrect spelling. Umagine what I have to go through, I have to think so much before I write anything down (not really). But seriously, loosen up. Don't be so uptight about my spelling, y typos, my missed letters, or even my additional letters. Think of this as an experiment. I am a great mibnd, trying to study human reactions to typos. I would really appreciate if I could get some comments on how much you hated readingthrough this poast. *evil laghter*
Since I have nothing of much substance to say anyway, I shall end the post here. I look forward to hearing from anyone out there, who has read my blog. Please tell me how bummed out you are by this typo ridden post.
Naina "Typo" Taneja
But just so you know, I am being copletely honest when I say that, I will confess that i have used it twice in th first sentence.
I have been sitting in front og my oarnge coloured baby laptipo (laptop) for the past half an hour now, trying to figure out what to writee here. I asked my sister and Varun for help, and in an extremely sarcastic reply, I was told to write a post about how some peple have not gotten used to keyboards even after four years. Titled: Type is my middlenamf. (For the sake of clarity, that was: "Typo is my middlenamf")
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Not using the backspace also means that I shall not be able to fix any grammatical erros that I end up making. Please excuse. Also, apologies if I end up typing something which hurts your sensibility. For example whore, or sex. Thankfully, blogger des not have auto correct. I have been known to make some really dirty (completely unintentional, mind you) jokes because of auto correct. (I bet You are cursoing yourself right now, Varun Sharma. In yo face.)
I am tying to figure out, how many people are going to be getting affected by this post. I bet most of the people reading this, are just itching to fix ALL of what I have typed out so far. Typo Nazis. Leave some room for mistakes! Loosen up, it's juist an incorrect spelling. Umagine what I have to go through, I have to think so much before I write anything down (not really). But seriously, loosen up. Don't be so uptight about my spelling, y typos, my missed letters, or even my additional letters. Think of this as an experiment. I am a great mibnd, trying to study human reactions to typos. I would really appreciate if I could get some comments on how much you hated readingthrough this poast. *evil laghter*
Since I have nothing of much substance to say anyway, I shall end the post here. I look forward to hearing from anyone out there, who has read my blog. Please tell me how bummed out you are by this typo ridden post.
Naina "Typo" Taneja
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